Proved Equation: Full Bladder = Tension

February 1, 2009 at 12:55 pm | Posted in Day to Day | Leave a comment

“It’s landing! An airplane’s landing”, a friend of mine said enthusiastically like a child. Her interest for airplanes really amazes me.The way she identifies the plane based on looking at them down in KLIA. Another joined in and it turned into more of a discussion as their likings were compared. They discussed everything they saw: labels on the plane indicating what flight they belong to, special features of each aircraft, vehicles that passed by and even lights. Lights? Well, one of them adored the lights. It was then, I realised the lights were beautiful, although she commented them in a very very very weird way. (I couldn’t be bothered looking at other things, because I wasn’t able to see them clearly >_<”).

But this isn’t what I wanted to talk about in this post. Instead, it was the most interesting part of the day. The journey to the KLIA itself. It was, how should I say, tense and I should’ve sworn someone could have died that day. Hahaha.

You know how people tend to change when something happens to them? Well, what if they’re holding a full bladder? I used to have this idea, whereby, if a family member of mine is holding one, the world shall end. Same concept applies to the journey. A car with two passengers and a driver; two of which, are having this what we shall call ‘urgency’. One of them was me but the urgency sensation spiked  up near the end of the journey ( I guess its was due to all the tension). So ya ignore me.

Anyway, about the passenger with the urgency, she had been holding it since the beginning of the journey to KLIA. At first, she insisted that she can hold it in till we arrive at the airport. I guess she doesn’t like public toilets, especially the ones at the gas stations. Well, I do agree they weren’t exactly of the clean type. Hahaha. Tension built up near to the end of the journey when we nearly reach the parking. Hell yeah, I thought my life was about to be exchanged by a full bladder! Funny it may sound, but you should’ve been there hahahah. I had to find parking as soon as possible and we actually fought for parking. Yes, we booked one when suddenly a car appear out of nowhere decides to book it too. The passengers however, quickly brainwashed me and turned me into a Malaysian by saying that the car was in the wrong way and therefore, it’s MY parking. Another car wanted the parking also as the fella didn’t see me. We start discussing what if the parking was taken by someone else. Conclusion was, the full-bladder girl would kill anyone who defies such law in that location and place. Hahahahahah…

Moral of the story: Don’t drink and drive! Relation to Post: None